Today the dentist assaulted the right side of my mouth.
Normally I enjoy going to the dentist. I love that nice clean feeling of my tongue sliding over my teeth, but not today. Today I felt as if I was a drooling fool, even though every time I checked there was no drool present.
I couldn't say the word 'briefly' without looking and sounding like a drunk. My co-workers thought this was hilarious and I would have too except I couldn't laugh.
I can hardly wait to go back next week to recreate this in the left side of my mouth.
3 comments:
Wait, he couldn't clean both sides in one appointment? Was he too busy?
The dentist claims that it's better to do it one side at a time.
That way they can bill me more!
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