Too hot, too cold

At work the temperatures are terribly cold. In the car and at home the temperatures are stifling hot, hot, hot. The thick air so oppressive that sweat immediately forms on my skin the moment the shower is turned off. Make-up melts as I attempt to apply it, or rather smear it, on my face. But, all better now. The HVAC received a visit from Mr. Fix-It who magically gave the beast what it hungered for: Freon. Yeah for Freon.