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There are plenty of ways... of course living in TN the locals prefer to induce stress and it's wonderful side-effects by:
- pulling funding a week before a home closing
- having the second lending company claim they're having a "computer glitch" 2 days before the home closing thereby NOT providing any information to me or the title company
- second lending company say, "We need ANOTHER appraisal" before we'll lend to you, cause the one we already paid for apparently isn't good enough
- delaying the home closing by 4 days, thus screwing up the seller's move out schedule so he's still living there
And my personal favorite:
- canceling the homeowner's insurance BEFORE the closing but having the notice delivered to the house I don't yet own, so I don't receive the notice until $^&*!@#% Christmas Eve - when, by the way, the seller was kind enough to let us stop by to show the place off to the in-laws and thus provide us with the happy news of "You're SCREWED - AGAIN!" via sealed letter. No Mr. Insurance Agent, please don't call us with this type of news as we'd prefer to get it in a letter 8 days before the insurance expires.
Happy Holidays!
Now where the hell is my hemlock?
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