Well for weeks now I've been asking the hubby to help me clean out the garage. I figured I'd increase my odds of him saying "Yes, I'll help you clean the garage" if I gave him two options of which to select from.First Attempt:
Me: "Hey honey, I thought it'd be fun to make our 2-car garage clean and clutter free so we can park both vehicles inside. So, want to help me accomplish this or would you rather have sex?"
His answer: "SEX!"
Second Attempt:
Me: "Hey honey, I thought it'd be fun to make our 2-car garage clean and clutter free so we can park both vehicles inside. So, want to help me accomplish this or would you rather have a root canal?"
His answer: "ROOT CANAL!"
Third Attempt:
Me: "Hey honey, I thought it'd be fun to make our 2-car garage clean and clutter free so we can park both
vehicles inside. So, want to help me accomplish this or would you rather bang on the drum all day?"His answer: "BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY!"
Last Attempt:
Me: "Hey honey, I thought it'd be fun to make our 2-car garage clean and clutter free so we can park both vehicles inside. So, want to help me accomplish this or would you rather have death?"
His answer: "DEATH BY SEX, IN THE GARAGE, WHILE THE DENTIST BANGS ON THE DRUM ALL DAY!"
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Needless to say, I deny the veracity of this entire story. It's raining now and we'll clean out the garage Saturday if the rain stops.
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