Why did you lie to me? Why? I don't think I can ever forgive you.
Q: Was it because you don't think I can handle the truth?
A: Yes
Q: Was it because if I had won the lotto I'd purchase silly things like a tiara?
A: Yes
Q: Is every answer going to be "Yes"?
A: It is decidedly so
Q: Would you like to be submerged beneath boiling tar for eight minutes?
A: Outlook good
Q: You're a pretty stupid little ball, aren't you?
A: It is certain
Q: So, I should toss you in the trash?
A: You may rely on it
Q: I should make my own decisions?
A: Most likely
Anyone want a slightly used, tar covered magic eight ball?
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hahaha. You are hilarious!
Honey, we just misunderstood the magic 8-ball. The magic 8-ball is always right. You asked "Will we win the lotto on 4/5/06?" You didn't specify which lottery, and maybe the magic 8-ball uses European dating, which would make the lotto we are destined to win to be held on May 4.
Well, only one way to find out.
Q: Magic Eight Ball (MEB) do you use European dating?
A: Don't count on it
Q: MEB do you use a consisent dating method?
A: My sources say no
Q: Are you a complete waste of money?
A: Very doubtful
Q: Will I win the May 4th lotto?
A: Without a doubt
Q: May 4th of 2006?
A: Better not tell you now
Come to think of it, I have never seen anyone wear a tiara in real life. I wonder who wears tiaras, and when? Jewish comediennes seem to joke about them a lot.
I have never seen anyone wear a tiara in real life either. Guess that's why I think it would be fun. Of course, I'd only wear it around the house while cleaning, ironing, etc. NEVER in public, people would think I was a freak ;p
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